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A husband cuddled up to his wife and softly whispered into her ear: "Could we make love, please dear?"

"Not tonight, darling, I've got a splitting headache," she replied.

"Please, I'll only stick it in for a minute," pleaded her husband.

His wife retorted: "What do you think I am, a ######in' microwave?"

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A husband cuddled up to his wife and softly whispered into her ear: "Could we make love, please dear?"

"Not tonight, darling, I've got a splitting headache," she replied.

"Please, I'll only stick it in for a minute," pleaded her husband.

His wife retorted: "What do you think I am, a ######in' microwave?"

I am amazed by the high quality of this joke

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