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"Possessed" taxi driver explains himself: It's because Thai passengers pick their noses in my cab

 

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The story of the Thai taxi driver spooking passengers by saying that he was possessed has taken an unexpected twist.

 

After being interviewed by the Department of Land Transport the driver said that his habit of "speaking in tongues", crying and strange behavior in making passengers put their fares in a collection bowl was all for good reason.

 

He is tired of Thais picking their noses in his cab.

 

Thai Channel 3 morning news followed up on the story, a video of which found it's way to YouTube.

 

The female presenter says that Owat or "Oi" was at the DLT to explain himself after many passengers complained about his spooky antics.

 

He blamed passengers for picking their noses.

 

The male presenter is aghast and says: "What has that got to do with pretending to be possessed?.

 

They were about to find out.

 

According to driver "Oi" he suffers from people picking their noses all the time. He said everybody did it and it is a dirty habit lacking in manners.

 

He said he had tried to stop people before and faced the prospect of physical abuse for sticking his own nose in.

 

So now he resorts to pretending to be possessed - the ghost he makes up gives warnings about nose picking thus removing him from the threat of violence.

 

He said that he had been driving a cab for ten years: "It's disgusting and everyone does it. I have tried to stop them.

 

"I don't want to handle their bogey infested money, either," he said.

 

So he gets them to place their notes in a khan or small bowl and finds a way to get it to the bank without touching it.

 

He then apologized profusely to everyone he could think of including the media though he stopped short of mentioning society as a whole.

 

The DLT said that his license was being suspended temporarily.

 

Oi will undergo a full physical and mental examination from a qualified doctor before being let back behind the wheel.

 

The male presenter who had initially been so skeptical said near the end:

 

"I do understand him. And he has got a point about the money".

 

Thaivisa notes that visitors to Thailand from some societies are surprised by the propensity of some Thais to "khe jamuuk" / "khe khii muuk" - pick their nose/ extract bogeys - in public.

 

Snorting out nasal matter on street corners by holding one nostril shut has also been an issue in the past though public health campaigns have helped to limit this practice as well as spitting in recent years due to health concerns.

 
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I wonder what the lawyer would say if you called them "Snot picking water monitors"

 

simply the world would end!

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Posted
30 minutes ago, Vacuum said:

Lucky he didn't pick up any Chinese tourists, they're known to use the taxi as a toilet. That would've upset him big time.

Is it not more dirty lamenting a country or a nation for behaviour of a few of its citizens? Which country in the world has "all clean" citizens?

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6 minutes ago, sammieuk1 said:

Your safe to leave your bags and wallets in his cab as he won't touch it and a turd on the back seat as a tip if you feeling generous ?

And just don't try to pay with those green 20 Baht notes either.

 

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3 minutes ago, sammieuk1 said:
10 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

And just don't try to pay with those green 20 Baht notes either.

Or the brown one's?

You're talking out of yer arse now.

 

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12 minutes ago, curtklay said:

Thais are very careful about covering their mouth when using a toothpick, but think nothing of inserting fingers in their nose in public. Go figure.

maybe in some cases,  

covering the mouth is to stop premature Bull Shitting. :shock1:

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1 hour ago, bluesofa said:

Two picky - that's both nostrils, hope you're not turning your nose up at this.

 

Im sure thats snot what he meant!

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4 hours ago, Vacuum said:

Lucky he didn't pick up any Chinese tourists, they're known to use the taxi as a toilet. That would've upset him big time.

you would know would you? Why does every body pick on Chinese just because of some bad apples ?

I have many Chinese friends and they are cleaner then Thais

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42 minutes ago, fullcave said:

In Thai culture it's perfectly fine to pick your nose in public, squeezing pimples in public is also common place. 

Also pissing in a bottle looks ok :smile:

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