Hey Mr. Putin, we found one of your Russian, village idiots!

'Russian Takeaway '    could this be the first ?  I feel sure Chinese takeaways are popular down there. A cool name for such a place could be ' Rush in rush out '   .

maybe he just switched from Vodka to Tequila.

There's a song about this ...

 

Darlin' you got to let me know
Should I satay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I'll be here 'til the end of time
So you got to let me know
Should I satay or should I go?

 

etc...

 

"Chicken of the Sea!"

On 9/5/2018 at 4:10 PM, pr9spk said:

So you've never been intoxicated in Thailand?

 

Never in any country have I used intoxication as an excuse OR opportunity to steal. 

On 9/4/2018 at 7:32 PM, AlexRich said:

A Thai jail wouldn’t be beneficial to him, he’d come out worse or come to harm inside. He wasn’t violent, just behaving bizarrely.

Deportation would be good though. One less quality tourist to deal with.

Silly Russkie, doesn't he know salt comes in shakers? No need for the ocean to season your chicken.