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Andrew Dwyer Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 when a normal cuppa just won't do....Tea and cake, mmmmmm doesn’t get any better than this !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 18 minutes ago, ChipButty said: when a normal cuppa just won't do.... The odd thing is, it's not even a translation querk: http://pharmacy-new.org/urinal-drink-12-sachets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andrew Dwyer Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Yes, really awkward to use these, I find if you come in from the side you get the least backsplash !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Just now, Andrew Dwyer said: Yes, really awkward to use these, I find if you come in from the side you get the least backsplash !! Worst case of blow-back ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraday Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said: Yes, really awkward to use these, I find if you come in from the side you get the least backsplash !! Just for a moment - seeing the 'Dyson Airblade' logo, I thought it wuz fer dryin' me @rse! But I can't see how to use the damn thing. Does one rest one's Todger on the....err... lip, as it were? Or am I thinking of summat else....? "Answers on a postcard etc" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Just for a moment - seeing the 'Dyson Airblade' logo, I thought it wuz fer dryin' me @rse! But I can't see how to use the damn thing. Does one rest one's Todger on the....err... lip, as it were? Or am I thinking of summat else....? "Answers on a postcard etc" Resting it on the lip seems like a good idea [emoji51] I found the main problem is when you approach with your todger a burst of air is released, presumably to fragrance the area, but this air is very strong and can cause pain to the sensitive parts.A system I’ve adopted is by using thrusting movements you can relieve yourself intermittently before the sensor causes the air to be released.With practice, and a few good hip movements you can relieve yourself without any splashback whatsoever !!Generally people entering the restroom while I am engaging in this procedure find it so inventive that they usually retreat to inform their friends of the marvellous discovery , on many occasions it appears that their friends are also restaurant security !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andrew Dwyer Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 “ and that old sheet you slept in when you went on that bender in Italy “ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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