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A guy walks into a bar after a long day at work and orders a drink. After his first sip, he hears a high-pitched voice.

"Hey mister! Nice pants!" it says.

He looks around, doesnโ€™t see anything, and quickly shrugs it off. After a little bit, he takes another sip and hears the voice again.

โ€œHey mister! Sweet shoes!โ€

Again, he looks around, sees nothing but a bartender who is busy attending to other customers. Shaking his head, he sips once more.

โ€œHey mister! Cool shirt!โ€

He puts down his drink, frustrated at this phantom voice, and signals to the bartender, who comes over.

โ€œHey barkeep,โ€ he begins, โ€œwhat is that high-pitched voice I keep hearing?โ€

โ€œOh, those are the peanuts,โ€ he replies. โ€œTheyโ€™re complimentary.โ€
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