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ballpoint Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 Burglars broke into my bathroom last night. Luckily they only took my broken scales. They won't get a weigh with it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crossy Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 2 hours ago, ballpoint said: There’s a siege at the zoo. They’ve taken 3 ostriches. Update:- The Irish SAS have arrived, killed the gorillas and released the ostriches. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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