Worst Joke Ever 2024

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[overherebc]

On 4/14/2022 at 9:34 PM, ballpoint said:

Is 5,000 Baht a good price for 2 beehives?
Or am I being stung?

Could be what the Americans call a honey trap.

[VocalNeal]

A lot of people in England were upset when the US reported that Saddam Hussein had been hung.????

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The word is "hanged".

 

[DezLez]

2 hours ago, overherebc said:

Could be what the Americans call a honey trap.

If so maybe you should make a beeline to it!

[VBF]

5 hours ago, VocalNeal said:

If they did they might grow up more down to earth?

I'm taking a neutral stance on this...

[ballpoint]

5 hours ago, jvs said:

Yes i see you hope but nowadays they may grow up to be bi-polar.

We really need Crossy to help us s(h)ort this out.

That could be terminal, but is more likely just a phase they're going through.

[ballpoint]

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing. 
He asked his wife Marie if she would go to HomePro to pick up a hinge and away she went.
While she was waiting for the assistant to finish serving a customer she noticed a beautiful bathroom tap.
When he was was finished Marie asked him, "how much is that bath tap?"
The assistant replied, "That's a gold plated tap, and the price is 12,000 Baht.
Marie exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive tap and certainly out of my price bracket."
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy. The assistant said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one. 
From the storeroom te yelled "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?"
She paused for a moment and then shouted back,
"No, but I will for the tap."

[overherebc]

7 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

That could be terminal, but is more likely just a phase they're going through.

A lot of them are more switched on than you think.

[ballpoint]

Whats black and white and eats like a horse?

A zebra

[ballpoint]

"Update the force, Luke"
Adobe Wan Kenobi

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12 minutes ago, overherebc said:

A lot of them are more switched on than you think.

You obviously know a lot about current affairs, so you'll get no resistance from me.

[ballpoint]

I went to the dentist earlier. He said "good morning, how's the mouth?"

I said "she's just taken our daughter shopping."

[ballpoint]

My doctor just told me I'm bipolar.  

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

[ballpoint]

I used to be nostalgic.  

Those were the days.

[CharlieH]

WARNING !

 

Just wanted to give you guys a heads up ! Theres a race  of Alien women abducting guys with BIG DICKS ! now most of you are in NO DANGER ! but I wanted to let you know..........this spaceship is awesome ! ????????????

[GarryP]

2 hours ago, VBF said:

I'm taking a neutral stance on this...

Where's fangless when you need him? He hasn't been active with his puns and plays on words for a few months now. 

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[jvs]

8 hours ago, ballpoint said:

You obviously know a lot about current affairs, so you'll get no resistance from me.

Yes let us all stay positive,somehow we are all wired together.

[Yellowtail]

16 hours ago, CharlieH said:

WARNING !

 

Just wanted to give you guys a heads up ! Theres a race  of Alien women abducting guys with BIG DICKS ! now most of you are in NO DANGER ! but I wanted to let you know..........this spaceship is awesome ! ????????????

Spit that out it's not yours....

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