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VocalNeal Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 25 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said: Sally has 4 apples and Julie has two oranges. How far south of Scotland are they?: - Andy Parsons 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 The self-depreciation society is taking applications for new members. I've already put myself down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 I've just started resistance training at the gym. So far this week I've resisted training four times! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 When we go on holiday my wife has to take a suitcase just for her knickers. God knows what we'd do if she took two pairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 I keep getting nuisance text's on my mobile phone. The most frequent one is 'You said you were leaving the pub three hours ago' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 My doctor told me I'm paranoid... I wonder who else he's told? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 I went to my eye test today. Optician said : "I want you to look into this machinery and tell me what you see.." I replied: "I see a geezer eating a bat, pubs closed and people wearing masks " 'Fantastic '..he says 'you've got 2020 vision ' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 Police are investigating why the plaque on the wall outside the Colgate head office keeps disappearing. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 Ever played silent tennis? It’s like normal tennis, but without the racket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 Last time I went to a nightclub, I got turned away by the bouncers. They said I'd had "a few too many". I said, "I've only had 3 pints", but one of them replied, "birthdays pal, birthdays..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 I went into a bar in Spain & there was a huge bulls head on the wall. I said " that must have been a big bull" The barman " That bull killed my grandfather" I said " Was he a bullfighter? " He said " No. He was playing draughts over there and it fell on him! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DezLez Posted April 26, 2022 Share Posted April 26, 2022 1 hour ago, ballpoint said: Police are investigating why the plaque on the wall outside the Colgate head office keeps disappearing. It probably gets brushed into the cavity insulation wall! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted April 27, 2022 Share Posted April 27, 2022 I saw a woman with a t-shirt that said "Guess" on it. Apparently "Implants?" was not the appropriate response. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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