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47 minutes ago, Thailand said:

Was the shovel a groundbreaking invention?

I'll dig out a handful of dirt on the inventor if you fork out the prize for yet another earthmoving response!

 

PS;  Puns by the shovelful if you dig deep enough with DezLez!

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3 hours ago, tomazbodner said:

What do you think of this one, then?

 

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I would say you should give her credit as it seems she was just ripe for the job and did not really make a tit-illating exposure of her assets!

 

PS;  I wonder how much interest was spent on the cards?

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3 hours ago, tomazbodner said:

What do you think of this one, then?

 

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Credit where credit is due!

She obviously has the right qualifications to work there as she is outstandingly in a Mastercardclass of her own and with the correct visa!

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36 minutes ago, Crossy said:

May be an image of text that says "I spotted this on a wine truck. should follow them... ALLEGRO winers 3475 Brogue, PA 17309 Sechrist Road CASE OF ACCIDENT Bring Cheese and Crackers. Lots and Lots of Cheese and Crackers. (717) 927-9148 LK-163"

A few words of advice;

In addition to the cheese and crackers just make sure your truck is bigger than his when you ram it, get the local cops  diverted elsewhere with a bomb scare and have lots of empty containers handy.!

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