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Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 4, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 4, 2022 The optimist says: “The glass is half full.” The pessimist says: “The glass is half empty.” The engineer says: “The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.” 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DezLez Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 15 minutes ago, ballpoint said: The optimist says: “The glass is half full.” The pessimist says: “The glass is half empty.” The engineer says: “The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.” Obviously not a Scottish engineer! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 4, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 4, 2022 9 hours ago, ballpoint said: The optimist says: “The glass is half full.” The pessimist says: “The glass is half empty.” The engineer says: “The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.” 9 hours ago, DezLez said: Obviously not a Scottish engineer! He'd say "The bottle is half as big as it needs to be". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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