Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 25, 2022 12 minutes ago, DezLez said: I just can't "see" this joke! ???? Are there any far seeing teachers, or better still pupils, who can give some insight to this unsightly problem? I have some contacts who could help you. One's an optometrist. He thinks the glasses are half full. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted October 25, 2022 Share Posted October 25, 2022 2 hours ago, DezLez said: Not so much sticky as bound up in more than red tape! Could they force me to stay with my end of the bargain? Careful, they'll gag and put a restraining order on you, before beating you down and spreading your assets so your end receives more than you bargained for. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted October 25, 2022 Share Posted October 25, 2022 21 minutes ago, DezLez said: I just can't "see" this joke! ???? Are there any far seeing teachers, or better still pupils, who can give some insight to this unsightly problem? You just need to focus a bit more. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jvs Posted October 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 25, 2022 13 minutes ago, ballpoint said: Careful, they'll gag and put a restraining order on you, before beating you down and spreading your assets so your end receives more than you bargained for. Oh,stop it! Enough of this stupid joke! I should never have responded,just put a plug in it ok? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DezLez Posted October 25, 2022 Share Posted October 25, 2022 26 minutes ago, ballpoint said: Careful, they'll gag and put a restraining order on you, before beating you down and spreading your assets so your end receives more than you bargained for. You've been to that #$%# Club have you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DezLez Posted October 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 25, 2022 (edited) 19 minutes ago, jvs said: Oh,stop it! Enough of this stupid joke! I should never have responded,just put a plug in it ok? But was that not a butt plug that you ordered Sir? Edited October 25, 2022 by DezLez 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DezLez Posted October 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 25, 2022 31 minutes ago, overherebc said: You just need to focus a bit more. Eye Eye Sir! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DezLez Posted October 25, 2022 Share Posted October 25, 2022 35 minutes ago, ballpoint said: Careful, they'll gag and put a restraining order on you, before beating you down and spreading your assets so your end receives more than you bargained for. Where is that heavy breathing emoji when you need it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DezLez Posted October 25, 2022 Share Posted October 25, 2022 42 minutes ago, ballpoint said: I have some contacts who could help you. One's an optometrist. He thinks the glasses are half full. I still don't see the point as I will end up drinking the half empty bit of the glass and probably make a spectacle of myself! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post overherebc Posted October 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 25, 2022 17 minutes ago, DezLez said: Eye Eye Sir! Any more of those and you'll get 40 lashes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted October 25, 2022 Share Posted October 25, 2022 All a bit highbrow for me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 25, 2022 1 hour ago, jvs said: Oh,stop it! Enough of this stupid joke! I should never have responded,just put a plug in it ok? Who asked you to butt in? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DezLez Posted October 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 25, 2022 2 hours ago, overherebc said: Any more of those and you'll get 40 lashes. "Is that a promise or a threat" said the sadist to the masochist, or was it the other way around? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DezLez Posted October 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 25, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, ballpoint said: Who asked you to butt in? I am not saying this tongue in cheek but there is always one smart @rse waiting to get "applauded" (read spanked) with a bummer of a comment-cheeky sod! Edited October 25, 2022 by DezLez 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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carlyai Posted October 25, 2022 Share Posted October 25, 2022 4 hours ago, Zyxel said: Not so funny when it happens in real life, but then young and stupider. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 26, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 26, 2022 Three elderly ladies swim in the indoor pool. After two hours, the first one gets out and the lifeguard praises her: "Great!" She says: "Yes, I'm 70 years old and I was Irish champion in long-distance swimming". After three hours the second comes out and proudly says to the lifeguard: "I'm 80 years old and was European champion in long-distance swimming!". After 4 hours, the third one gets out and says: "I'm 90 years old..." - "Yes, I know" says the lifeguard "and you were world champion in long-distance swimming!". She replies: "No, I was a prostitute in Venice and made house calls." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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