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DezLez Posted October 27, 2022 Share Posted October 27, 2022 (edited) 6 hours ago, ballpoint said: It (IT!) is very easy to pronounce; This is how to pronounce "IT!" - IT! as in "I" in "Italy" without "taly" and the "T" as in "Tit" without "it" and if you think too much about sucking up to this then your are either IT! or a tit! Edited October 27, 2022 by DezLez 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post chickenslegs Posted October 27, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 27, 2022 Top tip for criminals ... If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They’re trained for that! 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chickenslegs Posted October 27, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 27, 2022 I sent an email to the spiritual leader of Tibet. A few weeks later I received a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I'd emailed Dial-a-Llama by mistake. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chickenslegs Posted October 27, 2022 Share Posted October 27, 2022 A lot of people like cats but, for some, it becomes an addiction. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chickenslegs Posted October 27, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 27, 2022 (edited) Top 10 jokes from the Edinburgh Festival 2022 1) “I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get Pasta.” Masai Graham got the most votes (52%) 2) “Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it’s next day delivery?”Mark Simmons – 37%3) “My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock.” Olaf Falafel – 36%4) “By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I, but it is the same house and it is the same family.” Hannah Fairweather – 35%5) “I hate funerals – I’m not a mourning person.” Will Mars – 34%6) “I spent the whole morning building a time machine, so that’s four hours of my life that I’m definitely getting back.” Olaf Falafel – 33%7) “I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx.” Richard Pulsford – 29%???? “I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery." Tim Vine – 28%9) “Don’t knock threesomes. Having a threesome is like hiring an intern to do all the jobs you hate.” Sophie Duker – 27%10) “I can’t even be bothered to be apathetic these days.” Will Duggan – 25% Edited October 27, 2022 by chickenslegs 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chickenslegs Posted October 27, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted October 27, 2022 And previous years winners ... 2019: “I keep randomly shouting out “Broccoli” and “Cauliflower” - I think I might have Florets.” – Olaf Falafel 2018: “Working at the jobcentre has to be a tense job, knowing that if you get fired you still have to come in the next day.” – Adam Rowe 2017: “I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.” – Ken Cheng 2016: “My dad suggested I register for a donor card, he's a man after my own heart.” – Masai Graham 2015: “I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free.” – Darren Walsh 2014: “I've decided to sell my hoover – well, it was just collecting dust.” – Tim Vine 2013: “I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.” – Rob Auton 2012: “You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.” – Stewart Francis 2011: “I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.” – Nick Helm 2010: “I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.” – Tim Vine 2009: “Hedgehogs – why can't they just share the hedge?” – Dan Antolpolski 2008: “I can't believe Amy Winehouse self-harms. She's so irritating she must be able to find someone to do it for her.” – Zoe Lyons 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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