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Worst Joke Ever 2024


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10 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

I can't find the Terry Wogan version - "You picked a time to leave me loose heel, four hundred children and a crop in the field."

But this one's pretty good ...

 

You are correct. I can't find it either.

 

The closest I came to it was 

 

https://secondhandsongs.com/release/76194

 

followed by

 

https://secondhandsongs.com/performance/604552

 

and nowhere from there.

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So I met this Thai girl in a nightclub, and we got on really well.

She lived nearby, so I offered to walk her home.

We got to her front door and she asked me to come in for a coffee.

Then she asked: "Do you have a condom?"

What a weird way to make coffee.

 

 

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