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Popular Post scottiejohn Posted July 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 30, 2023 (edited) 11 minutes ago, VBF said: Edam you Sir - you're a complete Curd Thank you for buttering me up but you are whey off mark as the cream always comes to the (golden) top! I hope my comments do not sour or curdle our relationship! Edited July 30, 2023 by scottiejohn 4 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post VocalNeal Posted July 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 30, 2023 ^ Not even remotely cultured???? What did the toad say when asked about cheese? Rennet, rennet, rennet... 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post scottiejohn Posted July 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 30, 2023 Did you know that toads are just frogs that have f@rted too much? Ran out of gas, had to be toad 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 What's a toads favorite drink? Croaka-cola 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post scottiejohn Posted July 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 30, 2023 My sex-life is like Coca Cola.... First it was normal, then it was light and now it's zero! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post scottiejohn Posted July 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 30, 2023 All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen... Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. Announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Red Bull as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer…. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil. Satan: Why so glum? Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell! Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. Are you a drinking man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, the works. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! And we don't worry about getting a hangover because you're dead anyway. Guy: Gee, that sounds great! Satan: You a smoker? Guy: You better believe it! Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer no biggie, you're already dead, remember? Guy: Wow... that's awesome! Satan: I bet you like to gamble. Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do. Satan: Well on Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots. If you go bankrupt... you're dead anyhow. Do you do drugs? Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean... Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares. Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place! Satan: You gay? Guy: No... Satan: Ooooh You're gonna hate Fridays Saturdays and Sundays then. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 A mute man meets one of his (now ex) mute friends 'Hello' his friend says in a loud clear voice. The mute man is shocked, and points to indicate his friend's sudden use of speech. 'Oh yes,' the friend replies, 'I've found a fantastic doctor that helped me speak. Here, have his contact details and give him a visit' The mute man excitedly goes to see the doctor and after a thorough examination his doctor confirms his condition. 'I can help you. Bring a 75cl bottle of Absinthe with your next appointment' he says. The mute man is confused, but buys a bottle of Absinthe anyway and brings it to the next appointment. The doctor says 'Ok, hand me the bottle and head over to the examination table, then pull down your trousers and pants and bend over' Once again the man is confused as to how this could help his speech impediment, but thinks of his friend's improvement and obliges. The doctor takes the bottle from the other end of the room and, with a running start, shoves it into the man's anus. 'AAAAAAA!' The mute man screams. 'Good,' says the doctor, 'that's the first letter. We'll start the rest of the alphabet next Monday with Bacardi!' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 hour ago, roo860 said: So yet another woman's team seem to have b@llsed up again! Bunch of pr!cks I suspect! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post roo860 Posted July 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 hour ago, still kicking said: Has that joke only just reached Australia? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
still kicking Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 11 minutes ago, roo860 said: Has that joke only just reached Australia? No just found it on my laptop 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 7 hours ago, roo860 said: Has that joke only just reached Australia? Along with the strawberries! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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