Worst Joke Ever 2024

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Edited August 6, 2023 by Zyxel

[oxo1947]

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Thai Achiever

 

[jvs]

12 minutes ago, oxo1947 said:

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I hope it was a girl wearing the shoes? But what ever turns you on?

The best car to have sex in is still the Volkswagen Beetle!

[oxo1947]

วิถีชีวิตชาวรัสเซีย !!!  ==   the Russian way of life !!!

 

Coming soon to a beach near you.......

 

 

 

[carlyai]

17 minutes ago, oxo1947 said:

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Big feet...are you sure you did that? :)

[carlyai]

4 minutes ago, jvs said:

I hope it was a girl wearing the shoes? But what ever turns you on?

The best car to have sex in is still the Volkswagen Beetle!

Yes twas fun fun fun, but not as good as a Sunbeam Alpine.

[billd766]

48 minutes ago, oxo1947 said:

วิถีชีวิตชาวรัสเซีย !!!  ==   the Russian way of life !!!

 

Coming soon to a beach near you.......

 

 

 

Nice friendly, very fat and sociable people. The sort of people you would NOT want as neighbours in any country.

[scottiejohn]

1 hour ago, billd766 said:

Nice friendly, very fat and sociable people. The sort of people you would NOT want as neighbours in any country.

And certainly not when they arrive without any invites and refuse to leave! 

[scottiejohn]

Putin dies and goes to hell, but a few years later he gets permission to leave hell and to visit Moscow for a day -

Goes to a pub in Moscow, orders a few drinks and asks the bartender:

Crimea is still ours ? - Yes, bartender says

Donbas is still ours ? - Yes, ours

Is Kiev also ours?? - Yes yes, of course it is all ours all of the old USSR is ours!

Wow, amazing ... how much for the drinks ?

 

5 Euros please - Bartender says

[scottiejohn]

Remember when Putin said he didn't have any plans to invade Ukraine?
I'm starting to think he was telling the truth.

[roo860]

[roo860]

[scottiejohn]

A man walks into a fishmongers carrying a trout under his arm.
"Do you make fish cakes?"

"Yes we do" replies the fishmonger...

"Great" says the man, it's his birthday"

[scottiejohn]

AI/CHAT GP
They say that the new AI computer knows everything.

A skeptical man went online and asked CHAT GP, “Where is my father?”

The computer screen flashed came back with 
"Your father is Skiing in Switzerland!"

The skeptical man typed triumphantly, “You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years.”

"No, replied the computer immediately. Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed on his @rse coming down the mountain!

[scottiejohn]

A pastor’s wife walks into a butcher shop
She sees the most perfect looking cut of meat in the display case and asks the butcher what kind of meat it is.

“That’s Dam Ham,” he replies
“I bet your PARDON?!” the lady says,

“I am a good Christian woman, and I would kindly ask you not to use that kind of language.”

The butcher explains,

“Oh no ma’am, I’m not using profanity. Dam Ham is what we call the especially delicious filets we get from Amsterdam!” 

The woman apologizes for the misunderstanding, buys the filet, and goes home.

 

Later that evening, her husband comes home from work and asks,
“What is that Heavenly smell?” 
“That's Dam Ham,” she replies.

“Honey! What would the congregation think if they knew their pastor’s wife was speaking in such a way?” 

“Oh no honey, I would never!” She responds 
“They call it Dam Ham because it’s a special filet from Amsterdam.” 

 

She finishes making the dinner and they sit down at the table with their two beautiful children. They join hands and say grace. The husband carves the meat, takes some for himself, then passes the plate to his son. After taking his first bite, the husband says, “Honey, you’ve really outdone yourself. This Dam Ham is delicious!

“Right on, Dad!” The son says 

 

“Now could you pass the <deleted> potatoes and the bloody cabbage?”

[roo860]

[scottiejohn]

I told my wife I was making a bicycle out of spaghetti.

She didn't believe me...
Until I rode pasta.