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Hey guys, I've got a problem that I need some help with.

I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me for some time. She leaves the room when she gets a call. She “goes out with the girls” more than usual. I've tried to stay awake until she comes in but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, last night about midnight, I hid behind my boat in the shed. She came home riding in someone else's car, buttoning her blouse as she got out. Then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was that moment, crouched behind the boat, I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mount. Is this something I can weld or do I have to replace the entire bracket?

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