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Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 2, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 2, 2023 I bought a 24ct gold necklace the other day, but when I put it on my skin started going a funny blue colour, so I suspected it was fake. Turns out it was a bracelet. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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