Worst Joke Ever 2024

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Yum

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[isaanistical]

54 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said:

Bertrand is not French but Belgian. One of the apocryphal "six famous Belgians" that comprise him, Jacky Ickx, TinTin, Hercule Poirot and one other.

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5 minutes ago, isaanistical said:

Bertrand is not French but Belgian. One of the apocryphal "six famous Belgians" that comprise him, Jacky Ickx, TinTin, Hercule Poirot and one other.

Amazing 🤣🤣🤣

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1 minute ago, roo860 said:

one other

I've never heard of "one other"!  What does he/she do?

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When you won on Bullseye but lived in Coventry. 

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17 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

I've never heard of "one other"!  What does he/she do?

that's rather the point, isn't it!

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1 minute ago, roo860 said:

When you won on Bullseye but lived in Coventry. 

that's Liverpool. You can see the wheels have been nicked.

[VocalNeal]

21 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

I've never heard of "one other"!  What does he/she do?

Eddie Merckx😋

Edited October 19, 2023 by VocalNeal

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5 minutes ago, VocalNeal said:

Eddie Merckx

well, if you're going to get serious, Rene Magritte.

 

If we aren't careful we may end up with more than six.......

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18 minutes ago, VocalNeal said:

Eddie Merckx😋

Getting really serious (and this is true) Adolphe Sax was Belgian. He invented the saxophone!

 

And running a London pub is Belgian Frans Schepperdsbusch

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Dr. Evil

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Winston Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?"

Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course..."

Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"

Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?"

Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are merely haggling over the price."

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Did you hear about the truck driver from Tennessee that committed Suicide??? He had parents that he loved so much!! One Day he found out he was adopted!!! That about done it...

But he got over it.. Then he found out DOLLY PARTON was his

real mom!!! He had the gun to his head.. but somehow talked

himself out of it…………. Then he found out he was BOTTLE FED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That

pushed him over the edge,

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