Worst Joke Ever 2024

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[oxo1947]

[oxo1947]

 

I'm no math expert but that seems like a really good deal

 

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[oxo1947]

[oxo1947]

 

I Wouldn't Want To Be On That Bus

 

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For anyone like Me.....who was born  late December

 

 

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1 hour ago, oxo1947 said:

 

I Wouldn't Want To Be On That Bus

 

 

Reminds me of my ex; Fatima. She was in front of the big mirror turning this way and that way.

 

''Owl, tell me true, do I look fat in this dress?''

Jokingly; of course, I replied. ''Well you will, once you put the suicide bomb under it.''

''I already have it on.''

''Oh no! You are not going to wear it down the pub tonight are you?''

''Don't be silly. You don't think I'd waste this bomb on you and your useless mates do you?''

 

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8 hours ago, still kicking said:

 

Man walks into a job centre. When his name is called he sits down opposite the employment officer.

 

''And what line of work were you looking for Sir?''

''I'm looking for employment as 'specialist vision technician'.

After shuffling a few papers about, the officer replies.

''Sorry Sir. Can't help you there. The only job we have is for a window cleaner.''

 

 

 

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