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I took my clarinet back to the music shop,

"I don't know what it is, " I said, "I can only seem to be able to play one tune on it, Perfect Day, nothing else seems right or in tune. "

"Let's have a look, " said the assistant as he dismantled my clarinet,

"ha, there's the problem, looks like it was fitted with a Lou Reed. "

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Ray shows up at the bar all out of breath so Dewey asks him what the hell is wrong with you?So Ray says "Ive been running from the cops but I finally lost them"Dewey then asked "what the hell did you do?"Ray replied " I was pissing in the shower and the cops showed up to arrest me!""That's not against the law" said Dewey,"That's what I thought," said Ray."But those guys at Home Depot sure must of thought it was"

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