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I’ve been going to gamblers anonymous for three years now - my mate Dave only lasted two and a half.

So I won that one.

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My doctor asked me to strip off.
‘Where shall I put my clothes?’
He pointed, ‘Over there if you like, on top of mine’.

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I’ve fallen out with my neighbour.

He reckons his front door bell is better than mine, but I disagree.

We had a right ding-dong about it.

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