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Worst Joke Ever 2024

By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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Just thought I'd nip over to check on the old lady over the road, and fair play to her at 96, she had all the Halloween decorations up, cobwebs and insects in the windows and a skeleton on the couch.

She always makes a big effort, but there was no answer so I'll pop back next year.

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My missus said to me on our 50th wedding anniversary,

"I'd sure like you to do what you did on our wedding day. "

"I won't be able to, " I replied, "that bridesmaid died last year. "

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Little known fact.
There is a patron saint of checking bread rolls before they leave the oven.

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Superman calls to Lois Lane, "Lois come in here a second! I want you to see something."
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I managed to contact the spirit of our window cleaner who died recently.
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Who put CONFUSED on this please?

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