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Paddy and Murphy were having a catch up in the village square -
"So Morph, how've yer been? Done anything interesting since last time?"
"No too bad Paddy. Took Mary to dat funfair in town last week, she was nagging me about dat Tunnel Of Love. To be honest, it was a bit of a disappointment, it was dark and uncomfortable and we came out soaked through. Mary was in tears so there wasn't much love on offer I can tell ye!"
"Bijeesus Murph, dat's terrible, was the boat leaking?"
“What Boat?”

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Many pub names have significant meanings.

The Royal oak signifies the tree future king Charles the 2nd hid in to escape Cromwell,

the Red Lion signifies all public buildings under James 1 being decorated with his crest,

and The Duke of York warning all those girls under 18 to give it a miss.

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