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A blonde goes to the Dr with scalded feet.

"How did you do that?" he asked.

"I decided to try some tinned sponge pudding and followed the instructions carefully.
It said “Pierce can and stand in boiling water”"

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A young guy walks into a bar and orders 3 whiskys in quick succession.

Curious - the barman asks what's the occasion.

"My first BJ"

The barman offered the lad a drink on the house to celebrate.

"Nah, it's alright" he replied.

"If the first 3 don't get rid of the taste, another one won't help".

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