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ballpoint Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 A young guy walks into a bar and orders 3 whiskys in quick succession. Curious - the barman asks what's the occasion. "My first BJ" The barman offered the lad a drink on the house to celebrate. "Nah, it's alright" he replied. "If the first 3 don't get rid of the taste, another one won't help". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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