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A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.
Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man's rear was that eye staring right back at him.

"You know, " said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me.

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I’ve just been to an indoor fairground where none of us knew what any of the rides did!
Then I realised it was a bemusement arcade.

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I've started a joinery business making sheds for chickens and rabbits.

I promise I'll give you a good run for your money.

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I was sat in the park wondering what kind of crows were around my feet, when one said "ooo, matron" and another said " infamy infamy, they've all got it in for me".

They must be Carrion Crows

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