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It's a very cold evening in Manchester. Fish and chips dinner has been consumed.
Tommy says to his missus "I'm off down to the pub. You'd best get your coat".
His wife is flabbergasted and says "after all these years are you finally taking me with you to the pub?"
"No", says Tommy "I'm turning off the central heating while I'm out".

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