Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2022 Our local supermarket has had a makeover and they’ve created what they call immersive shopping experience. As you walk into the shop, you pass beautifully stacked fruits and vegetables in a light cloud of mist. Go to the oranges and there’s a gentle, sweet smell of freshly squeezed orange juice. Around the potato, there the smell of newly fried chips. Get to the deli counter and your senses are triggered by the sound and aroma of sizzling bacon. The fish counter has gentle sounds of the ocean, with gulls crowing. Go for some eggs and there’s the sound of free range chickens clucking and pecking. The smell in the coffee aisle is amazing; a strong aroma of the finest freshly ground coffee. The checkouts are flat out. There’s queues to park, queues in the aisles and the tills are crammed. They’ve never taken so much cash. On the downside, sales of toilet paper have collapsed. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2022 Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were deliberate, and caused by a Suicide Plumber. 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlyai Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 22 hours ago, jvs said: That is when the left foot points towards the 3 and the right foot points towards the 9? Or am i getting it wrong? Just wait ....everything will open up and become clearer. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DezLez Posted September 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2022 54 minutes ago, ballpoint said: Corduroy pillows. They're making headlines! That creased me up! 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2022 2 hours ago, DezLez said: That creased me up! I should have cushioned the punchline. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DezLez Posted September 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2022 18 minutes ago, ballpoint said: I should have cushioned the punchline. I do so love your pillow talk! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted September 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2022 2 hours ago, DezLez said: I do so love your pillow talk! I like talking down to people 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DezLez Posted September 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2022 14 minutes ago, ballpoint said: I like talking down to people It maybe a case of what is good for the goose is worth a gander! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post VocalNeal Posted September 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2022 45 minutes ago, DezLez said: It maybe a case of what is good for the goose is worth a gander! Aagh a fowl joke! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DezLez Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 29 minutes ago, VocalNeal said: Aagh a fowl joke! I was going to sleep on my previous post but I chickened out as I though I might have ruffled enough feathers without an eggsplanation! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 (edited) ^ an even worse yolk.???? Edited September 5, 2022 by VocalNeal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DezLez Posted September 5, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, VocalNeal said: ^ an even worse yolk.???? I try to scramble them up but somebody has to crack em! If you give me a timer I'll see if I can whisk up a few more before I reach boiling point. Always assuming of course that you don't poach any of them before I get time to hatch a few new ones or shell out for some cracking new ideas that will fry your brains! Edited September 5, 2022 by DezLez you lot egged me on! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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