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Zyxel Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?! You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GarryP Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Zyxel said: the sex is better because she suffers from photosensitive epilepsy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Zyxel Posted April 26, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 26, 2023 A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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