Worst Joke Ever 2024

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Edited February 3 by oxo1947

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Sometimes , there is some really weird stuff goes on in Thailand....

 

 

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Pattaya Hotel......  Obligatory reading

 

 

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Whenever Rabbi Lieberman was going to marry two people, it was his custom to invite them into his study right before the wedding to give some last minute spiritual advice. The young couple, Sam and Sadie, enter his study:

Rabbi: I always like to give a young couple some advice. But you two look so happy that instead, I’m going to ask each of you why you’re so happy, so maybe I can pass the knowledge along.

First, so that Sam can be honest, Sadie, please step out of the room.

She does.

Rabbi: So, Sam, tell me. Why are you so happy?

Sam: Well, Rabbi, I’m a little embarrassed to tell you, but . . . well . . last night, I got the greatest b.... job of my life, and now I’m marrying her! How can I not be ecstatic?

Rabbi: This I understand. So please ask Sadie to come in alone.

He does so, and she enters.

Rabbi: So, Sadie, why are you so happy?

Sadie: Well Rabbi, how can I not be happy? Yesterday night I gave the last b.... job I’ll have to give for the rest of my life!