Worst Joke Ever 2024

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[Korat Kiwi]

4 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Now that's a bong!  Initially I thought it was a didgeridoo. 

 

And the guy in white is wearing a tie... Must have 'high' standards. And she's got a short as skirt. 

 

Cool black and white tv to the side, guy in blue looks well and truly wasted. 

 

Which one is you roo? 

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21 minutes ago, Korat Kiwi said:

Now that's a bong!  Initially I thought it was a didgeridoo. 

 

And the guy in white is wearing a tie... Must have 'high' standards. And she's got a short as skirt. 

 

Cool black and white tv to the side, guy in blue looks well and truly wasted. 

 

Which one is you roo? 

I'm actually collapsed on the floor!!😉

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Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer are on a plane, Sunak looked at Starmer, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw £1,000 out of the window right now and make somebody happy." 

Starmer shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I could throw twenty £50 notes out of the window and make twenty people happy"

 

Hearing… their exchange, the pilot said to his co-pilot, I could throw both of them out of the window and make 64 million people very, very happy!"

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“Somethin’s up, Jed. … That’s Ben Potter’s horse, all right, but ain’t that Henry Morgan’s chicken ridin’ him?”

 

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18 hours ago, bannork said:

 

Hilarious  😆😆😆👍

 

UPDATE:  And to the humourless numpty who immediately posted a "Sad" emoji "We know you are, but what's your point?"  🤣

Edited June 6 by VBF

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I think you have to be a Brit to get that joke...........

 

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