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If your wife or girlfriend catches you looking at another woman, quietly turn to her and say "I'm pleased you don't dress like that"
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Interrogation at Australian customs. IO, has a grudge against the English.

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''Have you anything to declare Pom?''

''No! Nothing to declare Sir.''

''You look very suspicious. Have you ever been involved with phone-hacking or computer scams?''

''No Sir.''

''Are you a renowned fraudster Pommy? Or even worse, an advocate for minority rights?''

''No Sir.''

''Are you a convicted murderer?''

''What is this! Are you telling me that you still have to be a criminal to get into the place?''

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