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fangless Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 (edited) One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up apicture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No oneraises his/her hand. The teacher says "See it's long neck? Whatanimal has a long neck?"Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe."Very good Sally," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a zebra.None of the students holds up his/her hands. "See the stripes onthis animal? What animal has stripes?"Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra. "Very good Billy," the teacher replies. Nextshe holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognizedthe animal."See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?"Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint, it'ssomething your mother often calls your father."Johnny shouts out "I know what it is, it's a f&&&ing horny **......" Edited October 16, 2020 by fangless 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 (edited) On 10/14/2020 at 2:51 PM, ravip said: ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴇsᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀ ǫ: sᴛʀɪᴘᴇᴅ ʙʀᴀ? ???? ᴢᴇ ʙʀᴀ ǫ: ᴘᴏɪsᴏɴᴏᴜs ʙʀᴀ? ???? ᴄᴏ ʙʀᴀ ǫ: ᴍᴀᴛʜᴇᴍᴀᴛɪᴄᴀʟ ʙʀᴀ? ???? ᴀʟɢᴇ ʙʀᴀ ǫ: sᴜɴsɪɢɴ ʙʀᴀ? ???? ʟɪ ʙʀᴀ ǫ: ᴍᴀɢɪᴄᴀʟ ʙʀᴀ? ???? ᴀᴀ ʙʀᴀ ᴋᴀ ᴅᴀ ʙʀᴀ ǫ: ʀᴇʟɪɢɪᴏᴜs ʙʀᴀ? ???? ʙʀᴀ ʜᴍɪɴ! ǫ: ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟʟɪᴄ ʙʀᴀ????? ʙʀᴀ ss ǫ: ᴀɴᴊᴇʟɪɴᴀ ᴊᴏʟɪᴇ's ʙʀᴀ? ???? ʙʀᴀ ᴅ ᴘɪᴛᴛ ǫ: ʙᴏᴛᴀɴʏ ʙʀᴀ? ???? ʙʀᴀ ɴᴄʜ ǫ: ᴍᴀʀᴋᴇᴛɪɴɢ ʙʀᴀ? ???? ʙʀᴀ ɴᴅ! ǫ: ᴘᴜɴᴄᴛᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ʙʀᴀ? ???? ʙʀᴀ ᴄᴋᴇᴛ. ǫ: sᴄᴀʀʏ ʙʀᴀ????? ɢʜᴀ ʙʀᴀ ᴀʜᴀᴛ. ǫ: ʀᴏᴏᴍ ғᴜʟʟ ᴏғ ʙʀᴀ's? ???? ʟɪ ʙʀᴀ ʀʏ. ǫ: ᴀʟᴄʜᴏʜʟɪᴄ ʙʀᴀ? ???? ʙʀᴀ ɴᴅʏ. ǫ: sᴜʀɴᴀᴍᴇ ʙʀᴀ? ???? ᴄʜʜᴀ ʙʀᴀ ǫ: ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ ʙʀᴀ? ???? ʙʀᴀ ᴢɪʟ ǫ: ʙʀᴀ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴ ᴘʀᴇsɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴsᴘɪʀᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ? ᴀ ʙʀᴀ ʜᴀᴍ ʟɪɴᴄᴏʟɴ! ᴀɴᴅ ᴜ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ ᴜsᴇ ᴀ ʙʀᴀ !!! ʜᴏᴡ ʙʀᴀ ɪɴʟᴇss". ???? ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙʀᴀ ᴅᴀʏ???? the BRA that can pack a few huge bazookas (Bomber Readiness Apron) ???? Edited October 16, 2020 by tifino 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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