teacherclaire Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 When a fireman came in your mouth, eat Papaya salad. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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teacherclaire Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 (edited) Just suck it! Edited October 10, 2020 by teacherclaire I reckon "Screw the Fish." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 1 hour ago, VBF said: What's the problem? They're designed to have pricks in ???? 45 minutes ago, jvs said: Quote of the day!!!!! Ok! So I've been shafted again (as the actress said to the bishop)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 On 10/9/2020 at 10:57 AM, ballpoint said: They told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic, but I proved them wrong. So far I've made 3 jugs and a vase. Shouldn't that read 3 bugs and a case? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bluesofa Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Just now, fangless said: At least Van Gogh was better. You could tell him something, it would go in one ear and stay there. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted October 10, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 10, 2020 An art thief once stole some very expensive paintings from the Louvre in Paris. He took two Van Goghs, a couple Monets, a DeGas, and some other paintings. Everything went perfectly, except he was captured sitting in his van with the paintings only 2 blocks from the museum, his van had run out of fuel! When asked by the police how he could plan such a successful robbery and then be foiled by such a simple error, he replied... "I had no Monet to buy DeGas to make the Van Gogh!" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 (edited) Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lesser known relatives: * The really obnoxious brother - Please Gogh * The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh * His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh * An aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh * And his magician uncle - Wherediddy Gogh See my post 9339 below for some more to go on! Edited October 10, 2020 by fangless 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 I bought some shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Thieves had broken into my house yesterday. They stole everything in the house except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards. But at least I can wash my hands of them (before anyone else says it!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple. It only had limited memory. Just one byte. And then everything crashed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted October 10, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 10, 2020 (edited) Here are some more Gogh to go on; His Obnoxious brother: Please Gogh. His Convenience-Store-Owner cousin: Stop'n'Gogh His Constipated uncle: Can't Gogh The Ballroom dancer aunt: Tan Gogh His Nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh His Fruit Loving cousin: Man Gogh His sister who loves disco: Go Gogh His bouncy little Nephew: Poe Gogh. Edited October 10, 2020 by fangless 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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