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ballpoint Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 34 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said: 4 To say it was a 5 would be stretching it a bit ???? Now I'll have to rack my brains to think up a suitable pun. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ravip Posted October 24, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 24, 2020 Someone has nicely explained the irony in the present situation: “ Never have I seen such a mess in life. The air is pure but wearing a mask is mandatory. Roads are empty but it is impossible to go on long drive. People have clean hands but there is a ban on shaking hands. Friends have time to sit together but they cannot get together. Food is available at home but you cannot call anyone to lunch or dinner. Every Monday, the heart longs to go out, but the weekend does not seem to end. Those who have money have no way to spend it. Those who don't have money have no way to earn it. There is enough time on hand but you can't fulfill your dreams. The culprit is all around but cannot be seen. A world full of irony! Be positive but test negative.” 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpakchong Posted October 24, 2020 Share Posted October 24, 2020 On 10/23/2020 at 10:15 AM, roo860 said: Please come inside 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 25, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 25, 2020 Billy Bob and Luke were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luke, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different! The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Susie got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Susie got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Susie didn't get pregnant again." Luke asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Susie with me." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 25, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 25, 2020 I got the words 'jacuzzi' and 'Yakuza' confused. Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 25, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted October 25, 2020 Just got back from my mates funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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