Popular Post Andrew Dwyer Posted November 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted November 19, 2020 A patient wakes up in hospital after a routine operation, he feels a little strange down below and looks under the sheets, to his horror he discovers his penis is missing ! He let’s out a cry and at that moment the Doctor enters the room: ” ah Mr Smith , while you were under the anaesthetic we found a growth on your penis and had no option to remove it. But , by chance you are in the only hospital in the world capable of penile transplants and I can offer you one of 3 options. Unfortunately as this doesn’t come under the NHS we have to charge you. We have a Japanese penis for £2000, an English penis for £3000 or a Jamaican penis for £5000 “ The patient is a level headed chap so replies : “ with any financial decisions I will have to consult my wife , pass me the telephone “ After a few minutes of serious discussion the patient hangs up the phone and looks sadly at the Doctor. The Doctor unable to contain himself any longer asks the patient “ well , what will it be ? “ The patient hangs his head in shame as he answers “ a new kitchen !! “ 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted November 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted November 19, 2020 (edited) Condominium: A birth control device made from metal. Telepathy: When you can't be bothered to turn over the TV. Perversion: The cat's side of the story. Suffragette: Flying on Ryanair. Eyeliner: A big ship made by Apple. Gelatine: A device for cutting the heads off jelly babies. Monogamy: Celebrating New Year in Scotland by yourself. Wince: A setting on Jonathan Ross's washing machine. Edited November 19, 2020 by fangless 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted November 19, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted November 19, 2020 (edited) Texting for pensioners — some handy acronyms when you're sending phone messages: WYWH: Will you want Horlicks? MYOB: Make your own Bovril. BFF: Bedpan frighteningly full. R+R: Rheumatic and racist. IMHO: It's my hip operation POV: Please order Viagra. OAP: On a promise. ASAP: Asleep after pill. <deleted>: Wig tilted forward OMG: Oh me gout! TBC: To be cremated Edited November 19, 2020 by fangless 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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