Popular Post faraday Posted May 12, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 12, 2019 Viz Joke. Don’t invite drug addicts round for a meal on boxing day. They may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Seth1a2a Posted May 12, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 12, 2019 The Amazing Talking Pony had to cancel his evening performance due to a bad case of laryngitus. He apologized saying " Sorry, I'm a little hoarse." 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andrew Dwyer Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Had some time spare last night so I thought I would make a To Do List .Didn’t take as long as I thought it would !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Never ever...and I mean never !!, try to impress a girl by talking about your job !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGareth2 Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 There was an election in Thailand anyone eat lice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Andrew Dwyer said: as long as I thought Wasn't it longer after you finished the list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post scottiejohn Posted May 13, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 13, 2019 "Why have you got those marks on your knees?" the friend asked. "Oh, it's making love, doggie style." "Well, why don't you change positions?" "I'm willing, but the dog isn't." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Did you hear about the young girl who swallowed a pin when she was 10 and never felt a prick until she was 19? "Now don't forget," said mother as her daughter went out on her first date, "say no to everything he suggests." Later on in the evening after they'd been out to dinner he turned to her and asked, "Do you mind if we go back to my place for a bit of sex?" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Q: What did the dog say to the flea? A: Stop bugging me! ———- Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny? A: A chili dog on a bun. ———- Q: Why do fish live in salt water? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze! ———- Q: Where do mice park their boats? A: At the hickory dickory dock. ———- Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation? A: The baaaahamas 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andrew Dwyer Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Wasn't it longer after you finished the list? No !!Maybe if there had been photos [emoji848] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 The thing about paranoia is, sometimes they are watching you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andrew Dwyer Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 This one might be a little too cryptic for some but Brits who had kids in the eighties or nineties will know !! This is what happens when you leave Jess alone in the van !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andrew Dwyer Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 How my grandmother got a job in the Houses of Parliament !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 This is amazing !!The guy looks like JB and KG !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Happy Mothers Day !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 So sad [emoji20] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Gotta have my brew !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 I’ve cut back a bit now !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 Not sure this would work ?I mean, can rednecks actually read ?? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 And finally !!Festival goers in the Uk have been complaining about the lack of originality in recent years .Not surprising !!This has been the lineup for the last 4 years !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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