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scottiejohn Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 "What's wrong, Jake, you look all fired up," said his mate. "I sure am. My girl's going to die of the cl*p." "No, don't worry. People don't die of the cl*p these days." "They do when they give it to me." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 It was the young girl's first day in her new job as P.A. to the company director. Before she was called in to his room one of the other secretaries took her aside. "I think I ought to warn you that your new boss is a right old randy devil. He'll rip your dress off at the first opportunity." "Thanks for warning me," replied the girl. I'll remember to wear an old dress in future." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Two gay boys were having a terrible row. "<deleted> off," screamed the first. "Go to hell," retorted the second. "Kiss my a&se," replied the first. "Oh you want to make up now," smiled the second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Ah! So that's clear then! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andrew Dwyer Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Seems like a bargain !! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andrew Dwyer Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Doh !! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 I once had a Mexican girlfriend with only one tooth !!Juanita was her name [emoji51] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andrew Dwyer Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 A common problem for many expats !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Now why didn’t I think of that ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 Accidentally ??........ yeah right !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 One for the music lovers amongst us !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 RIP Grumpy Cat( Facebook fans will get this ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Andrew Dwyer Posted May 18, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 18, 2019 If you didn’t quite get my last post , here are some of Grumpy Cats posts on FB.He would have fit in so well here on TVF !! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 The stadium was absolutely full for the grand final - with the exception of one empty seat. The bloke sitting on one side of it leaned over and asked the fella on the other side "How come that seat's empty? I know a bunch of people who would have paid a fortune to get it" "Well, my wife and I dreamed of coming to the final to see our team play, but sadly she passed away recently". "Oh, I'm sorry. So you're keeping it vacant in memory of her?" "No, I couldn't find anyone to come with me. Everyone else I know is at her funeral". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted May 18, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 18, 2019 I tried to get into a flash nightclub last night, but the guy on the door wouldn't let me in without a tie. I went back to my car to see if there was anything I could use instead, but all I had was a jumper cable. Thinking that I might as well try, I wrapped it around my neck and went back to the club. The guy took a look and said "okay, you can come in, but don't start anything!" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andrew Dwyer Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 A rare photo of Kittens from Hell MC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 3 hours ago, owl sees all said: You certainly wouldn't want to slip. But, I suppose not too different to how they get the yeast into the wine... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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