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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Doesn't mention the kiddies?

Re; "Fiddler Gravestone" earlier!

 

Or Social Security/Cash!

 

 

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The teacher told the class to make up a poem about Timbuctoo, to recite in front of the class.

The first child recited hers:

" When I was lying in my bed;

I dreamt of a ship with funnels red.  A beautiful ship, its hull was blue
I think it was going to Timbuctoo. "

"Well done, Lucy. Now let's hear the next offering." 
During the morning all the poems were heard, the last one coming from young Johnny.

" As we walked down a lane in Kent
We saw two ladies in a tent
I said to Tim, 'What shall we do?'
Then I bucked one and Tim bucked two. "
 

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Posted
12 hours ago, roo860 said:

Just bought some chocolate that resembles someone's buttocks.

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A bit of a "queer" photo I think!

I would not like to see any bottoms with all those lumps!

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