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Worst Joke Ever 2024


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2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

A bloke was sitting at the side of the road crying his eyes out, his dead hamster in his hands.

A fairy godmother happened along and asked him what the matter was.

He said “I loved my pet hamster and it just died ”.

The fairy godmother said “Well I can’t bring it back to life, but I can suggest that you can make some good of the situation”.

The bloke asked “How do I do that ?”

The fairy godmother replied “Go home, put the hamster in a pan and add a bag of sugar. Heat the pan up stirring well and simmer for an hour. Allow to cool, pour it onto your garden and see what happens”.

The bloke did exactly as she suggested. The next day, he went into the garden and there were masses of daffodils everywhere! He ran back to the road where he’d seen the fairy godmother and she reappeared and asked the bloke how he’d got on.

He said “It’s fantastic, there are daffodils everywhere!”

The fairy godmother replied “That’s really strange, you normally get tulips from hamster jam"!

 

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5 hours ago, VocalNeal said:

My transvestite F1 engineer friend is a bit upset. He’s been given a task to reduce drag.

That's probably OK in the Wind Tunnel but the idea of a quick turnaround in the Pit lane with a Tranny around could give me nightmares as would him putting his spanner in the works!

And as for a "podium finish" the less said the better!

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