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Two nuns are painting an office at the rectory on a hot summer day.

One says to the other, we should take off our habits so as to not get paint on them.

So both nuns are painting the room in the nude when they hear a knock on the door.

Flustered, one says “Who is it?” followed by a man’s voice saying “Blind man”.

Figuring the man wouldn’t see anything they open the door.

The man walks in and says “Nice t1t5 ladies. Now where do you want me to install these blinds?”

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2 hours ago, ravip said:

What’s the difference between a woman and a computer?

Computers don’t laugh at 3.5″ floppies.

They would now!

 

PS; Not only that there would be nowhere to put it, as the two actresses said to each other!

 

PPS; Please note the missing Bishop and the extra actress!

 

PPPS;  Even being of the modest type I am fairly sure my 5.25" would still be acceptable in certain areas!

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