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fangless Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 21 minutes ago, sanuk711 said: A Liverpool car showroom I assume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 29 minutes ago, sanuk711 said: . I assume that's just his girlfriend and not the new mascot! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted October 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 9, 2021 Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face. "Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy? he asked. "To make myself beautiful," 'said his mother. A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?" 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted October 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 9, 2021 Wherever we keep our money, our son steals it. I don’t know what to do about it, where should I Keep the money? Keep it in his School Books. He Never touches them. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 What do you call a tramp with short legs? - A low down bum. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 9, 2021 Paddy is going really well on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. He's got to £125,000 with all his lifelines. Chris: OK Paddy, for £250,000 which of the following was one of the Great Train Robbers was it: Ronnie Biggs Ronnie O'Sullivan Ronnie Corbett Ronnie Wood Take your time Paddy: I'll take the money, Chris Chris: Are you sure, you've still got 3 lifelines Paddy: I'm sure Chris, I'll take the money Chris: OK audience give him a big round of applause, but before you go Paddy I'm sure you'd like to know the answer. Paddy: I know the answer, Chris. Chris: You know the answer? You've just turned down a quarter of a million quid, are you mad? are you mental? Paddy: I may be mental Chris, but I'm no grass. 2 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 Why is it that pubs won't serve me if I'm drunk, but McDonalds continue serving fat bastards? Its hardly fair. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 9, 2021 I heard recently that, on average, Boris Johnson receives two turds in the post each week. What I want to know is...... who's sending the other one? 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 9, 2021 Aussie helpline. - G'day Mate, Bush Helpline here, what can I do for you? What's the problem? - Well me girlfriend and me are outside getting ready to have it off and a wasp stung her on the minge. Now her vagina has completely closed up. What can I do? - Hmmm. Bummer mate. - Right, good advice, I'll do that. Thanks mate. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted October 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 9, 2021 6 minutes ago, ballpoint said: Why is it that pubs won't serve me if I'm drunk, but McDonalds continue serving fat bastards? Its hardly fair. Hmm! I think I'll drink to that food for thought! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 9, 2021 I refused to believe that I was gay and dyslexic....... I was in Daniel. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted October 9, 2021 Share Posted October 9, 2021 A guy had his little dog with him whilst practising on the golf driving range. He made a really good shot and the little dog sat up and frantically clapped it's paws together. Another golfer walking past said "That's amazing, does he always do that when you make a good shot?" The guy answered "Always." The other golfer said "Wow, fantastic, what does he do if you make a bad shot?" The guy said "He turns somersaults." The response was again "Wow." Followed by "How many somersaults does he turn?" The guy answered "Depends?" Other golfer "Depends? On what?" "How hard I kick him." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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