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chickenslegs Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 My canoe was cold, I tried to warm it up by lighting a fire inside it, but it sank. I guess you can’t have your kayak and heat it too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 I met a criminal with a bounty on his head. That was a weird place to keep "Moist, tender coconut covered with a thick, smooth chocolate coating". And, don't get me started on Cadbury's Flake ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 11 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said: I thought you had to be stoned to go and watch them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 An overweight woman was put on a diet by her doctor. He said: ‘I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time you come to me, you should have lost seven pounds.’ When the woman returned two weeks later, she had lost 19 pounds. The doctor was dumbfounded. ‘Did you follow my instructions?’ he asked. ‘Yes,’ she said, ‘but I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.’ ‘From hunger, you mean?’ ‘No, from skipping.’ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted October 20, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 20, 2021 A zookeeper needed some extra animals for his zoo, so he decided to write a letter. But unfortunately he didn’t know the plural of ‘mongoose’. He started the letter: ‘To whom it may concern, I need two mongeese.’ But that didn’t sound right, so he tried again. ‘To whom it may concern, I need two mongooses.’ But that didn’t sound right either. Then he had an idea. ‘To whom it may concern, I need a mongoose, and while you’re at it, send me another one.’ 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Why didn't little Jimmy tell his mother that he ate some super glue. He couldn't-His lips were sealed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fangless Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 Chat-up Line:- • You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women in here look really bad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 20, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 20, 2021 How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Stick it in a hot oven until its bill withers. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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