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fangless Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 33 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said: If a pecker enters the tits one does he get a free warbler? Just asking for a friend who is a little pecker! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted October 25, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 25, 2021 I saw a headline: "Fossilised teeth dating back 9.7 million years could rewrite history" I doubt it. A fossilised pencil maybe. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Never mind the fifth Beatle, what about the other three hundred and fifty seven Degrees? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 My mate spent all his money on a sex change. Now he hasn't got a sausage. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 35 minutes ago, ballpoint said: No Oxo cubes in Tesco earlier. They were out of stock It's OK they are stuck in the gravy train! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ravip Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 I just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravip Posted October 25, 2021 Share Posted October 25, 2021 Doctor: you've been bitten by a radioactive shark Me: so i'm gonna get shark powers, right? Doctor: you no longer have legs... Me: just like a shark! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ravip Posted October 25, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted October 25, 2021 A plane is about to crash. The pilots were the first to jump, they left two parachutes for the three remaining passengers: The smartest man in the world, a priest and an art student. The smartest man in the world takes one without thought and says: "It is evident that the world will need the likes of me. As I am one of the only individuals that could make the world progress to its full potential." He soon jumps without looking back. The priest looks at the student with resignation. "My child, take the last parachute, as a good christian, it is my duty to save those en need." The student shrugs. "Don't worry father, the smartest man on the world has just jumped with my school bag." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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