Worst Joke Ever 2025

[wpcoe]

[ballpoint]

1 hour ago, fangless said:

I don's see why you would need one of those attchments. 

My body has the perfect attachment for these things!

 

It's my mouth!!

And there I was, thinking you were bragging about your bone spur again.

[fangless]

Just now, ballpoint said:

And there I was, thinking you were bragging about your bone spur again.

I was just trying to  spur you on to think of other parts of your body than those you normally mention.

[ravip]

5 hours ago, fangless said:

Ah! Oh so lip smackingly enjoyable without the hint of French Garlic!

 

 

... but the pink salmon?

[fangless]

1 hour ago, ravip said:

... but the pink salmon?

 Oh I like being in the pink!

[overherebc]

Ever had a bad day??

[overherebc]

Evolution of education.

[billd766]

2 hours ago, overherebc said:

Ever had a bad day??

Never anything as bad as that.

[radiochaser]

On 11/9/2021 at 11:30 PM, farang51 said:

Not your wife, I guess.

Nope.  She knew how to put the seat down before I met her.

[radiochaser]

On 11/10/2021 at 7:37 AM, fangless said:

 

.I can't figure out if this is a joke or a documentary.

 

[radiochaser]

On 11/10/2021 at 9:24 PM, sanuk711 said:

I tried to fly there but the airlines said my PCR test had expired and would not let me board the plane!

[radiochaser]

On 11/12/2021 at 5:37 AM, fangless said:

Not for over two weeks now!

[radiochaser]

On 11/12/2021 at 11:06 PM, WorriedNoodle said:

I asked a friend of mine, why do you keep buying lottery tickets.
He said, because 100% of the winners had a ticket!
Made sense to me. 

[radiochaser]

On 11/14/2021 at 8:41 PM, sanuk711 said:

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Morbid humor (yes I am American).  

I had a friend that lived on the outskirts of Hiroshima.  She was 12 when that bomb exploded and she survived. 
I asked her what she thought about it.  She said, it was war.  That's what happens in war.

 

[sanuk711]

[sanuk711]

3 hours ago, radiochaser said:

Morbid humor (yes I am American).  

Morbid humor----No--Worst Joke Ever....thats what the topic is named................................................

[Crossy]

Look very, very carefully to see how it's done ???? 

 

[fangless]

10 minutes ago, Crossy said:

Look very, very carefully to see how it's done ???? 

 

I didn't know there was a F1 championship for wheelybins or is it pole-vaulting?!

[fangless]

6 hours ago, radiochaser said:

Not for over two weeks now!

Why? Are you on a two week singles holiday or locked up in jail?

[fangless]

7 hours ago, radiochaser said:

 

.I can't figure out if this is a joke or a documentary.

 

On the one hand I like my post to be funny but on the other hand also informative so as an ambidextrous poster I try (I know - very trying) to make funny documentaries!

 

 

 

 

[sanuk711]

Thai women have a little bit extra!

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[sanuk711]

I once actually had a mail-order bride from China after my first wife died, and anyway she was right back

in the crate and back to Guangdong after she started preparring dinner

[sanuk711]

I don't know what all the fuss was about in the 60's, these two were great.