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Worst Joke Ever 2025

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June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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A blonde and brunette are watching 6 o'clock news. There's a story about a man standing on the bridge, threatening to jump off... Brunette turns to blonde and says:"I bet 5000 baht that he'll jump!" Blonde takes the bet. A minute or so later, the man jumps...

Blonde opens the wallet and hands brunette 5000 baht. Brunette says:"I can't accept this money. I watched 5 o'clock news and already knew he'll jump!"

"But you have to accept it," says the blonde. "I watched 5 o'clock news as well, but didn't think he'll jump again!"

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More than the standard British handful is a waste.

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Going to have to disappoint you. On your photo is Marissa Yatti, but the one who only sleeps with married men is Amy Kupps. This is how Amy looks like:

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