Worst Joke Ever 2025

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4 hours ago, carlyai said:

Can't we have an I don't get it' Emojothinggy? 

I think I know what you're getting at, but ....:)

Ahem.

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Belly buttons come from where the umbilical cord was cut and tied off following birth.

Adam and Eve were (allegedly) not born, so why did they have umbilical cords?

Or, if no umbilical cords, then why belly buttons?

 

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Edit: I forgot the biggest theological question:

If God made Adam in his own image, and Adam had a belly button, then why does God have a belly button?

 

 

 

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12 hours ago, ballpoint said:

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I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

 

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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but then I turned myself around.

 

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I wasn't going to visit my family in December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I went home for the hollandaise.

 

 

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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

 

A brick.

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1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

Michelin Man doesn't have a belly button. Is that significant?