Worst Joke Ever 2025

[still kicking]

Sadly my obese parrot has died.
It is a huge weight off my shoulders…

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[VocalNeal]

On 3/29/2023 at 3:19 AM, fasteddie said:

In my own way this one of the funniest things in a longtime

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[scottiejohn]

4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I think he has done a runner down the road!

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[billd766]

2 hours ago, ravip said:

 

And we are proud to be old as well.

[tomazbodner]

Boy and girl are sitting on a bench and watch the Moon and the stars, when all of a sudden the boy turns to the girl and says: Darling... hmm, I don't know how to say... I don't know if you would.... if you...."

The girl interrupts him:"Of course, dear. No need to be shy. I am waiting for these words of yours entire evening already. Of course we can make out!"

Boy:"Oh no, that's not what I meant. I wanted to ask you if I could borrow 100$?"

Girl:"How dare you! We barely know each other!!"

 

Fetching my coat...

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Matthew saw Samuel his ex business partner begging on the street and invited him to get into his limousine.

 

What happened to your  share of $15 million each of us received? Matthew asked.

 

Samuel answered "Well, I bought a yacht for $5 mil and just as we were coming out of a fiord in Norway, hit an iceberg and it sank.  

 

Then I bought a jet and taking off from Manila the tires burst and it crashed.

 

Decided to retire in Monaco with remaining $5 mil and met this gorgeous woman and got married. After 2 years and a divorce, she took off with my remaining $5 mil. And so, here I am! 

 

So My friend Samuel, what have you learnt out of all this? Matthew asked

 

Samuel replied "Never own anything that floats, flies or f**ks. 
ALWAYS RENT IT !!!

 

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[scottiejohn]

8 minutes ago, fasteddie said:

4 Grafitti!

[tomazbodner]

Just now, scottiejohn said:

4 Grafitti!

5 Spray cans!

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47 minutes ago, tomazbodner said:

5 Spray cans!

6 bad spelin!