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Our farmers, working hard to grow fresh British food. Much better than that frozen stuff from Iceland.

 

PS;  For non Brits "Iceland) is also the name of a UK high street frozen food outlet!

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Jeff Bridges: Starman (1984)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088172/characters/nm0000313

 

[Starman is driving the car, and speeds across a recently turned red light, causing crashes for the other motorists] 

Starman : Okay?

Jenny Hayden : Okay? Are you crazy? You almost got us killed! You said you watched me, you said you knew the rules!

Starman : I do know the rules.

Jenny Hayden : Oh, for your information pal, that was a *yellow* light back there!

Starman : I watched you very carefully. Red light stop, green light go, yellow light go very fast.

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"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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8 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? 

     I don't know and it's not funny! 

 

 

Do feminists "screw" at all?

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