Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

A rich man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside.

He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.
"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, please come to my house!"
"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."
"Bring them along!" the rich man said.
They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."
The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!"

  • Heart-broken 1
  • Haha 1

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now




  • Topics

  • Popular Contributors

  • Latest posts...

    1. 1

      BBC Contributor in Gaza Sparks Outrage ‘We’ll burn Jews like Hitler did’

    2. 0

      Final Three Uyghurs Find Freedom in Canada after Decade of Detention in Thailand

    3. 0

      Nearly Half of Thais Say Casinos Crucial to Entertainment Bill’s Survival

    4. 0

      Rangsiman Rome Refutes Rolex Rumours with Seiko Revelation

    5. 0

      Thaksin Straightens Out Coalition Rumours in Thailand

    6. 0

      Gold Price Surge Spurs Imitation Jewellery Boom in Thailand

  • Popular in The Pub

×
×
  • Create New...