Worst Joke Ever 2025

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[jvs]

These days a lot of people would get angry!

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[tomazbodner]

3 hours ago, jvs said:

PASSED AWAY.... PASSED AWAY!

 

The kid really should not skip classes with skills like those!

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A woman opened a letter from her GP and said to her husband, “That bloody doctor has got a nerve. Last week he told me I have dyslexia, now he is saying I have small breasts”.

“Here, let me see”, said her husband, taking the letter from her.

“No love, he says you have tinnitus!”

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A judge asks a defendant to please stand.

"You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chainsaw."

From the back of the courtroom, a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"

"Silence in the court!" The judge turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."

"You tightwad!" blurts the spectator.

"Quiet!" yelled the judge.

"You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."

"You cheap son of a... " the spectator starts to shout.

The judge thunders back, " I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts?"

"I've lived next to that lying bastard for 10 years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one?"

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During the war, my grandfather served as the regimental Christmas tree.
He didn’t see much action, but he was highly decorated!

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What start with an "O" , end with an with "nions" and makes some people cry?

 

Opinions.

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My wife dressed up as a sexy policewoman and put me in handcuffs saying I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.

After 2 minutes all charges were dropped.

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I’ve invented a new game called Silent Tennis.
It’s like regular tennis but without the racquet.

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